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    Off to Scotland - keep all the gossip warm until...

    Off to Scotland - keep all the gossip warm until I'm back.
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    I haven't decided yet.

    I haven't decided yet.
  3. Thread: Sat nav

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    I can think of something that does.

    I can think of something that does.
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    No, it's presumably one of his two friends....

    No, it's presumably one of his two friends. Another accident seems to be in order.
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    I object to wankers honing their skills on live...

    I object to wankers honing their skills on live fish. It's not just one or two, the bloke clearly can't hit a barn door but that doesn't stop him having a good go.
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    Navmii is data free, you just need position...

    Navmii is data free, you just need position fixing, the same as a satnav.
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    I don't think it's a minor offence - some moron...

    I don't think it's a minor offence - some moron has clearly been practising locally, one of our wrecks is full of badly wounded wrasse and cod.
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    He was in the sea

    He was in the sea
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    We just use the phone - Google maps if we have...

    We just use the phone - Google maps if we have data to spare and Navmii if we don't. Navmii is also good in Scotland where there is no coverage of any kind anyway.
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    If you read the article, he'd put it down for a...

    If you read the article, he'd put it down for a minute and a big wave came...
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    One of our local arseholes shot himself through...

    One of our local arseholes shot himself through the hand, so he'll be quiet for a while.
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    Approved foods

    Approved foods
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    Today, I am mainly drinking Lambrini at 37.5p per...

    Today, I am mainly drinking Lambrini at 37.5p per bottle - worth every penny.
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    This is true - I used to work in the labs all the...

    This is true - I used to work in the labs all the pet bloods and samples go to. Any that had insurace were sent in for every tenuously related test the vet could think of. They used to put a 500%...
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    We currently have a very sick cat in the cattery...

    We currently have a very sick cat in the cattery - he was vomiting and acting like someone with a hangover yesterday morning, had perked up in the evening and was worse again today, so off to the...
  16. Unfortunately my laptop crashed just as I was...

    Unfortunately my laptop crashed just as I was about to hit send, so I'll start again...
    I am looking carefully.
    Here is a lemon sole...
  17. That's not a plaice. Lemon sole - Microstomus...

    That's not a plaice.

    Lemon sole - Microstomus kitt - my favourite flatfish because it rears up and pounces on things!
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    Trojan rubber?

    Trojan rubber?
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    Given that I'm still at liberty, do you think...

    Given that I'm still at liberty, do you think they get the opportunity to knock?
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    A very annoying, stupid and entitled woman just...

    A very annoying, stupid and entitled woman just talked to me on the phone for 5 minutes while I angrily marched around before hanging up on her. Now somewhere in this house is the bantam egg I was...
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    Two knocks for 'someone is holding me hostage'...

    Two knocks for 'someone is holding me hostage'...
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    u ok Hun?

    u ok Hun?
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    It was almost over when we went earlier in the...

    It was almost over when we went earlier in the year, so hopefully OK by now.
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    I do like the way he suggests we 'set up' the...

    I do like the way he suggests we 'set up' the trail and now it is covered in wildlife - all we actually did was put some buoys along the pre existing pipe, though popularity has certainly gone up...
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    I'm away on 'holiday' soon and cattery coverage...

    I'm away on 'holiday' soon and cattery coverage is a complex system of favours and appointments which must all mesh together. We've been offered a job for 200 on the last day, which would mean my...
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