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    I'm sure I once saw a parking ticket machine with...

    I'm sure I once saw a parking ticket machine with instructions in both text and Braille. Made me laugh.
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    BS: this is not zero risk. Once, when a buddy...

    BS: this is not zero risk.

    Once, when a buddy sent up the blob it all went a bit Pete. I had to repeatedly clear my mask as it leaks like fcuk when I laugh hard underwater.
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    Spectacularly easy: 1) Prep spool and DSMB....

    Spectacularly easy:

    1) Prep spool and DSMB.
    2) Swap regs.
    3) Move primary reg's hose from round the back of your neck.
    4) Hold reg, blob and spool out at arm's length, well away from your body...
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    Not read any of Hancock's oeuvre, but he sounds...

    Not read any of Hancock's oeuvre, but he sounds like a modern Erich von Däniken, spouting BS to the credulous.

    It sounds like he's more of a grifter than many of those who have a whack-job notion...
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    It seems even the Swiss have a underperforming...

    It seems even the Swiss have a underperforming ambulance service.
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    I abandoned my psephological prognostications in...

    I abandoned my psephological prognostications in 2016.

    At the start of the year I predicted:

    Vote leave would win.
    Cameron would resign.
    May would become PM.

    I wasn't sure about the above...
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    I have a visceral dislike of noisy exhausts. They...

    I have a visceral dislike of noisy exhausts. They give politicians justification for passing ever-more restrictive legislation, when simply enforcing existing laws would be perfectly adequate.

    So,...
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    You thinks that's bad? Windows in high rise...

    You thinks that's bad? Windows in high rise Russian buildings frequently break, caused merely by the presence of of Putin critics.
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    Nah, they just know who you are and recognised...

    Nah, they just know who you are and recognised the number...
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    The great thing about notdeadyet is that he opens...

    The great thing about notdeadyet is that he opens my mind to possibilities I'd never considered.
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    Of course. How many others have "Invade Poland"...

    Of course. How many others have "Invade Poland" on the 1st September 1939?

    Oh... sorry.. colander.

    Sorry. Too soon?
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    Thanks for that. On that basis I decided to get a...

    Thanks for that. On that basis I decided to get a 14" Vivobook. As I couldn't get any worthwhile help from Asus's helpline and had trouble on its website, I went online and bought from Curry's at...
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    If there are no ventilation slots on its...

    If there are no ventilation slots on its underneath, it looks like a Vivobook will be about right. Thanks.

    Trouble is that on the Asus shop, when I click on any page to buy I get a 403 access...
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    Thanks for the tip. I tried Tier 1, who were very...

    Thanks for the tip. I tried Tier 1, who were very helpful and emailed me very quickly with options that matched my requirements...

    ... which were... Microsoft Surface laptop/tablet things. Mrs...
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    I do hope you didn't grab her by the ponytail...

    I do hope you didn't grab her by the ponytail...
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    Aw, I prefer Horse Outside.

    Aw, I prefer Horse Outside.
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    If only I'd known this at the time. Mind you. I'd...

    If only I'd known this at the time. Mind you. I'd still not be a club person, but it's good to know it's bollocks.
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    New backup laptop needed

    YD PC people, I need assistance.

    I have an aging ASUS laptop which I use for posting bilge on internet forums and even work in the event of my proper work laptop's death.

    It's done me proud and...
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    Yes, Mrs MarkP and I eventually joined a BSAC...

    Yes, Mrs MarkP and I eventually joined a BSAC club, already reasonably well qualified.

    I hear you. I "auditioned" several clubs that perfectly fitted this description.

    I popped along to a pool...
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    Houchen, the Tees Valley Mayor, and his freeport...

    Houchen, the Tees Valley Mayor, and his freeport project has been followed by Private Eye for quite a while. So much so, in fact, that there was a special double page centre spread dedicated to it a...
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    I hear you. I decided that I'd stop answering...

    I hear you. I decided that I'd stop answering questions about my field of knowledge when I was told how wrong I was about something to do with televisons by a couple of forum members whose experience...
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    That occured to me too. However, I believe that...

    That occured to me too. However, I believe that there has been substantial experimentation with MDMA and humans (not just in clubs...) which have had interesting results.

    What intrigues me is the...
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    Octopuses and ecstasy

    Eight arms to hug with.

    Found via one of the best reasons to be on Twitter.
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    If you didn't believe it before, this is cast...

    If you didn't believe it before, this is cast iron proof of climate change. Even garden ponds in Hampshire are getting otter.
  25. Can't see the post on Zuckerberg's fetid website...

    Can't see the post on Zuckerberg's fetid website so have to make assumptions... so... I assume Chrisch will have to accept your victory and chalk it up to experience.
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