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  1. Thread: Joke of the day

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    Whats the difference between acne and a priest? ...

    Whats the difference between acne and a priest?






    Acne waits til puberty to come on a boy's face
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    Wouldnt work here ... green on left & green on...

    Wouldnt work here ... green on left & green on right ... we do not get blue seas unfortunately :(
  3. Thread: Joke of the day

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    My wife has just told me that Gavin from...

    My wife has just told me that Gavin from 'Autoglass ' came round and injected his special resin into her crack - I'm not normally suspicious , but she hasn't even got a car.
  4. Thread: Joke of the day

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    What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and...

    What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and Donald Trump?

    Found unreaponsive in your cell.
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    Get in touch with Anchor Dive Lights. They should...

    Get in touch with Anchor Dive Lights. They should be able to look after you. Great after sales and very helpful
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    Fuck me! That was one AWFUL survey!!

    Fuck me! That was one AWFUL survey!!
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    Then you get industrial usage / research places...

    Then you get industrial usage / research places that use so much that no one even bothers to account for it.

    I know of 1 guy that refills his Js from the tap at work ... lucky bastard!!
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    The guy that taught SWMBO her OW course took that...

    The guy that taught SWMBO her OW course took that approach. Ran it as a course to teach her how to think about fixing problems she might have under water as opposed to a way to tick off 22 different...
  9. Thread: Asperin for DCS

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    Asperin for DCS

    A few years back, I did a Diver First Responder type course with an agency that I am no longer afiliated.

    One of the things that is "qualified" you to do afterwards, was to prescribe asperin for...
  10. Thread: New driveway

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    Its about 6m x 6m. I have a small van and...

    Its about 6m x 6m.

    I have a small van and SWMBO has a car.
  11. Thread: New driveway

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    New driveway

    I need a new driveway so today I had the old one ripped out and the whole thing covered in hardcore.

    My plan is to just concrete the lot.

    Can I just pour concrete over the hardcore? How deep...
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    I didnt think we were allowed to sell dive gear,...

    I didnt think we were allowed to sell dive gear, I thought we were only allowed to buy more and more gear
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    Thats what I thought too.

    Thats what I thought too.
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    I only service regs when they actually need it. ...

    I only service regs when they actually need it.

    Mind you, I bought a set of Apeks XTX200s recently for €150. I serviced them on Monday. It took me over 5 ymhours!!! Absolutely everything that...
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    They are CEd on a unit now ;)

    They are CEd on a unit now ;)
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    And average speed cameras everywhere! We did...

    And average speed cameras everywhere!

    We did come the long way back by coming along the Caledonian Canal from Inverness to Fort William and the onto Glasgow
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    Just home from Scapa. Scotland is much bigger...

    Just home from Scapa.

    Scotland is much bigger than it looks on a map!!
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    I used aquasure before and it still holds 6 years...

    I used aquasure before and it still holds 6 years on.

    I have a DSMB with about 8 or 9 wreck ferreting holes in it that is repaired by aquasure as well.

    Worst case scenario, you use it and you...
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    Currently around 20kms from Nessie on my way...

    Currently around 20kms from Nessie on my way north :)
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    Oh, good! You are back Iain. Now any chance of...

    Oh, good! You are back Iain.

    Now any chance of you replying to my PM of 11 June 2019 please & thanks
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    I understand where you are coming from Pete. The...

    I understand where you are coming from Pete. The new-fangled constant drive to tabletop flatness in the water never ceases to amaze me.

    I often see divers ridiculed back on a boat because they...
  22. Thread: 40 m

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    If you have already done Nitrox you will know...

    If you have already done Nitrox you will know that it is quite depth limiting, particularly richer mixes and deeper dives do not mix.

    If you are looking for some more understanding of the...
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    Its only 22-24 here. Some people are never happy...

    Its only 22-24 here. Some people are never happy ... too warm, too cold, too wet, too windy ... feck sake.

    I will be at the UK's northerly region for a week from this weekend :)
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    A lot of countries have laws about work temps....

    A lot of countries have laws about work temps. The Finns have max and min temps and you can pack up and go home if they are breached
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    Have you saying I have a collosal cock?

    Have you saying I have a collosal cock?
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