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  1. Thread: Tea

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    Alcohol is always useful to trade.

    Alcohol is always useful to trade.
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    They can be a beggar to balance up if its just a...

    They can be a beggar to balance up if its just a single cable run over some kind saddle in the middle that's linked to the handbrake. The saddle gets corroded so the cable can't slide, plus the cable...
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    Is it hydraulics for the h'brake or cable?

    Is it hydraulics for the h'brake or cable?
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    We use an electric garden shredder, suitably...

    We use an electric garden shredder, suitably cleaned, to scrat the apples. They may need halving, or even quartering to go through the limiting aperture in the shredder but it works. We use a fruit...
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    Just as well it wasn't that grey Corsadyl...

    Just as well it wasn't that grey Corsadyl toothpaste. Neither end would've been comfortable.
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    A couple of days ago, we 'scratted' loads of...

    A couple of days ago, we 'scratted' loads of apples from our garden and the MIL's garden to make a new batch of cider which I think will be ready for xmas.
    We're a month late on last year for the...
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    That's what he meant by 'spiking'. Something...

    That's what he meant by 'spiking'. Something sharp and pointy.
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    In an earlier entry somewhere, I posted a picture...

    In an earlier entry somewhere, I posted a picture of a tall Yew bush that was supposed to be in the shape of a peacock but, due to years of neglect, looked far more like an erect penis.
    I'd been...
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    We used to "think" our heart rates down when I...

    We used to "think" our heart rates down when I was target shooting, so it's quite easy.

    My FIL gave up on their blood pressure machine because subsequent tests were always different, usually a...
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    That's caused by stress due to not being able to...

    That's caused by stress due to not being able to strike out atm.

    It's interesting that everyone immediately got the reference in my original skeleton post though ;)
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    Just saw this on fb and thought, "hmmmmmmm" ...

    Just saw this on fb and thought, "hmmmmmmm"

    "Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally...
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    My turn to get the Hermes scam text message. You...

    My turn to get the Hermes scam text message.
    You do need your wits about you when you are actually awaiting an overdue delivery from Hermes. I followed the link on my phone as it's safer, but knew...
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    The innate hostility of the inanimate object.

    The innate hostility of the inanimate object.
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    Our 2012 Tiguan has really good lights so I guess...

    Our 2012 Tiguan has really good lights so I guess it's just the older ones. You also need to disconnect the 'dim-dip' resistor. A mechanic found this disconnected when checking the van over prior to...
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    And 'Night breaker' (or similar) bulbs are worth...

    And 'Night breaker' (or similar) bulbs are worth the investment.
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    See if you can check what voltage you're getting...

    See if you can check what voltage you're getting at the headlights. For the VW's, there's a cheap harness mod that ensures you get max voltage at the bulb (lamp, whatever). It's incredible how...
  17. To call those who are denying access to the ship...

    To call those who are denying access to the ship politicians is an insult to politicians and BOY!, is that saying something!.
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    Like what?

    Like what?
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    OK, 'fess up! Who killed Facebook?

    OK, 'fess up! Who killed Facebook?
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    Oooops! 1.6m .

    Oooops! 1.6m .
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    So, he designs a rig to simulate a crash, straps...

    So, he designs a rig to simulate a crash, straps himself in, gets injured and sues his employers.
    Both he and the Beeb were told it could be dangerous.
    Now the courts have given him 1.6 of our...
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    Very generous of you to consider that they had...

    Very generous of you to consider that they had driving licences, insurance and MOTs in the first place
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    Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery. Those...

    Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.
    Those must have been some really brave bubbles!
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    Oh shxt! Sometime after the bbq someone got into...

    Oh shxt! Sometime after the bbq someone got into the grounds and then into the tool shed behind the Orangery where we'd had our do and stole some of the power gardening tools.
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    I'd already cooked two different types of veggie...

    I'd already cooked two different types of veggie burger successfully, well no complaints anyway. This person told me I had to just cook hers on one side 'til they were going golden. As they didn't...
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