Do you talc your undercarriage in hot weather?

[Finless]

And other sweaty bits.

[Capt Morgan]

And other sweaty bits.

Not unless, for some strange reason,
it has to go through a latex seal ;)

[Tens]

Surely if you do, it just turns into a sort of pie crust........ Mmmm, pie........
:P:

[The Real Paulus]

Hmm..

What's the talk for?

I can't think of any problem that might afflict down there that talc would be the solution to. Whatever the weather.

For everything else I use:

https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31fdv7eJkYL._AC_US218_.jpg


Well, you did ask... :)

[Paulo]

There was some research last year that showed talc was responsible for ovarian or cervical cancer in a woman.

[The Real Paulus]

There was some research last year that showed talc was responsible for ovarian or cervical cancer in a woman.

I read something just last week. Apparently only certain types (or sources) of talk present a risk but the statistics are such that very few health organisations are actively warning against using it.

Ah, here it is:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39816799

[Ian_6301]

Only if I've shaved me plums.

For, erm, recreational purposes...

[Doomanic]

Is there any other purpose?

[AxeMan]

Wet talc is sharp. Wouldn't recommend it.

[Finless]

All I can say is that, on a really hot summer's day, being prepared with a well talced undercarriage and landing gear is luxury. No sweaty bits, you see. Pure serenity when sat in the office.

I will admit that I have overdone it in the past and scared myself a bit: I went for a pee and thought I'd got hold of a ghosts's willy.

[jamesp]

Maybe you should try canestan.

[cazyoung]

Maybe you should try canestan.


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Phate]

When I was a porky lad, I used to talc downstairs on a hot summers day due to the excessive sweating used to make it a bit pongy.

Since losing weight though, this is no longer necessary or an issue.

[cotochris]

I suffer from chaffing pretty badly, last week I looked like one of those bamboons with red arse, painful as hell. I tend to use non chaffing cream during the day then at night after a shower I take up a upside down beatle position and powder the delicate areas. (try farting after powdering, a lovely visual puff of white powder) :)

For me chaffing is worse when undercarriage is wet, I've had runs when I finished bleeding from so much chaffing on the undercarriage. Now if its best to put talco powder before the sweat or a lubricant (not wd-40) I don't know.

[Hot Totty]

All I can say is that, on a really hot summer's day, being prepared with a well talced undercarriage and landing gear is luxury. No sweaty bits, you see. Pure serenity when sat in the office.

I will admit that I have overdone it in the past and scared myself a bit: I went for a pee and thought I'd got hold of a ghosts's willy.

You really have come from a different reality, proof I suppose of parallel universes ;)

[Ian_6301]

I suffer from chaffing pretty badly, last week I looked like one of those bamboons with red arse, painful as hell. I tend to use non chaffing cream during the day then at night after a shower I take up a upside down beatle position and powder the delicate areas. (try farting after powdering, a lovely visual puff of white powder) :)

For me chaffing is worse when undercarriage is wet, I've had runs when I finished bleeding from so much chaffing on the undercarriage. Now if its best to put talco powder before the sweat or a lubricant (not wd-40) I don't know.

I have chamois butter for cycling that is an at chafe solution, as you describe. It's more about the inner thighs for me than anywhere else, but the whole lot gets a good coating before the shorts go on!

[braun]

I have chamois butter for cycling that is an at chafe solution, as you describe. It's more about the inner thighs for me than anywhere else, but the whole lot gets a good coating before the shorts go on!
Just what I was going to suggest he try.

[steelemonkey]

Sorry, but I really cannot continue to follow a thread about men coating their nether regions with buttery deer products. :puke

[Big Joe]

It must be Friday

[Mark Chase]

No but I have started to Imac my arse and that's been a revelatrion :D

ATB

Mark

[Doomanic]

http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/AmazonHairRemovalCreamReviewGOLD-66314.jpg

[Paulo]

They do a sensitive skin version now you know ... that only srings a little bit ... or so I am told

[Steve C]

Well thats a first ... two doses of water down the nose from a single thread ... you would think I would learn!

[cazyoung]

Just get a sack and crack wax much better than hair removal creams..........

[steelemonkey]

http://i67.tinypic.com/snz401.jpg

I was drinking this last night down my local.

[Noggin the Nog]

All I can say is that, on a really hot summer's day, being prepared with a well talced undercarriage and landing gear is luxury. No sweaty bits, you see. Pure serenity when sat in the office.

I will admit that I have overdone it in the past and scared myself a bit: I went for a pee and thought I'd got hold of a ghosts's willy.

Then you walk out of the bathroom with this lovely white powdery mark around your fly. Just to make sure everyone knows where you've been.

[jeff1955]

All I can say is that, on a really hot summer's day, being prepared with a well talced undercarriage and landing gear is luxury. No sweaty bits, you see. Pure serenity when sat in the office.

I will admit that I have overdone it in the past and scared myself a bit: I went for a pee and thought I'd got hold of a ghosts's willy.

If you used flour, combined with the moisture and wild yeast in the area you should have some tasty * novelty shaped bread rolls by the end of the day

* opinions might vary

[Mikael]

It must be Friday

It must be Finless

[Finless]

Then you walk out of the bathroom with this lovely white powdery mark around your fly. Just to make sure everyone knows where you've been.

Not going to happen to me. The time distance between talcing and dressing is sufficient to prevent such a faux pas. :)

If you are concerned about such things then you could do a few vigorous rounds of 'The Twist' to remove excess talc.

In anticipation:-

Bloody yoof of today. Waddayamean you don't know what I'm talking about?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9XuJJXylw

[Finless]

If you used flour, combined with the moisture and wild yeast in the area you should have some tasty * novelty shaped bread rolls by the end of the day

* opinions might vary

Very nice with some cheese, I imagine?

[Tim Digger]

Missed this last week out of contact. Never use talc under any circumstances, especially not near dive gear. One second hand dry suit I owned tried to kill me with a jammed inflate. When I took it apart it was caked with talc presumable fro previous owner liberally using it on seals.


No Not these silly.
https://s6.postimg.org/9vmuti0ht/seals-0118.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/al5n5v119/)free jpeg images (https://postimage.io/)

They're sea lions anyway.

[taz]

Not unless, for some strange reason,
it has to go through a latex seal ;)

That is the only time I ever use it, when latex is used.

taz

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