What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

[Paulo]

As per the title. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Mine is the day a lad at school and I were messing about wrestling, I lost and ended up being dragged along the corridor which at the time I thought was funny enough, until an hour later when someone pointed out that the arse of my trousers had ripped while I was being dragged, the entire length of the seam of the seat of my trousers and I was in fact showing the whole world my once white jocks

14 years later I still remember it!

:o

So what is yours

[o2dependant]

My ex and I had just returned from our holidays. The last leg if the journey was to drive ftom Dijon to Cardiff,so once we arrived home I was pretty grubby. It was good to be home and we were greeted by the twin sister who was house sitting.

I jumped in the shower and being home it was one of the lenghthy showers that turn into a bath. It was getting late so I popped down stairs to neck some ceareal before bed. The mrs had gone to bed. So i creeped back up stairs and got into bed. Feeling a little frisky and 'ready for action' i made my way over to her side of the bed only to discover that whilst I was in the bath it had been decided that it was to late to drive home and we would sleep in the spare room
with fresh sheets.

Needles to say the relationship changed with the sister from there on in

[Garf]

I once ended a night's drinking by mistakenly getting into bed with Wilbo's wife. She was gallant enough to lead me back to my own bed (and wife).

[GLOC]

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

I once ended a night's drinking by mistakenly getting into bed with Wilbo's wife. She was gallant enough to lead me back to my own bed (and wife).

Twice...

And you were the best man and the groom was more compus mentus (sp?) than you were!!

Regards

[Nickpicks]

I was at the local swimming pool, when I saw a girl thrashing around about 1/2 a length in front of me. Thinking she was just messing around, I just swam along towards her. She didn't stop thrashing, and seeing that no-one looked like they were with her, and glancing around for life guards, I saw that none of them were doing anything about it, so I decided it was my job to pull her out.

So, remembering my bronze medallion life guard training from scouts, I swam around behind her, grabbed her by the chin, reassured her, and started towing her to the side. She was still flapping a bit, so continuing to reassure her, I got her to the side and turned her around to hold on to the side.

Then, one of the life guards bent down and said "Thanks for that sir, but we were doing some staff training and you've just rescued our 'victim."

I felt very embarrassed at the time, but the victim did say she hadn't realised it wasn't the actual life guard getting her, so I thought I must have done it OK. the manager did come over later and say that they had put warning signs up in the morning, but only had a couple more to do in the afternoon, so didn't bother with the signs.

[Jas kev]

In my younger nightclubbing days felt the urge to go, being a lazy ass dived into the disabled ground floor toilet and with trousers around ankles in the moment of relief my mate opened the door i'd forgot to lock. Luckily being a good oppo he held the door wide open for everyone on the dancefloor directly opposite to see me in that most private of private moments. The shuffle to the door with trousers around ankles never caught on as a dance move.
Needless to say it was time to move on to another club and has left me with a fear of toilets in public.

[humpbackdiving]

I met SWMBO at an optition as she was having an eye test. I was going to take our 3year old, at the time, for walk whilst she had the eye test done... so I strapped my daughter in the buggy and wheeled her out. When I met my wife 30 mins later she asked where on earth I got that buggy from as ours was in the car?!?!?!?

so off I went to return the buggy.... I should have gone to specsavers!

[Garf]

Twice...

And you were the best man and the groom was more compus mentus (sp?) than you were!!

Regards

lol i dont doubt you for a second, but I swear I don't remember doing it twice.

[Mrs Calamity]

A noisy fart... that is as much as I will say.

[Dogmeat]

Ok, I blame the booze for this.

Back in the day when two of my best mates went to the same Uni I used to go over most weekends on the the lash,looking for laydeez that may have been interested in "a bit of rough".
It may have helped if I actually talked to any of the laydeez but I digress.

One of my "top wheezes" was to stand at the packed bar behind a random fella and young lady in the Union and keep touching the fella's bum to make him think it was the lady standing next to him and have a little chuckle to myself as he grinned like idiot at the lady thinking he'd pulled.

After too many Snakey B's and Blacks I found myself after a refill so went to the bar and started to perform the usual while killing time, so I stood behind this fella and girl and started the routine, he kept turning around and I kept looking at him pulling a sort of "alright mate,ooh this waiting at the bar malarky grrrr!" face.

Now because the the Snakey B's had been working their magic I didn't realise the girl had long gone until at the exact same moment he turned right around and said " I don't mind your sort as long as you don't force yourselves on people like me!" I remember looking around to see we were the only people standing in about a five foot circumference and this fella was about to lamp me but luckily my mate who'd been watching and had came to the bar to see where his drink was stopped him.

Never did it again......

And he wasn't that good looking anyway - bigging up himself indeed!!!

[Scimitar Diving]

When i was about 16, i got the end of my willy caught in my zipper. Every time i tried to move the zip it brought tears to my eye. After much agony i had to get my dad to help. " This is gonna hurt you a lot more than its gonna hurt me" said my dad helpfully. He tugged hard on the zipper but it didn't work first time. After i had come back down from clawing myself to the ceiling he did it again. Thankfully it worked second time around. Boy, did it hurt, and boy was that embarrassing..........

[Chantelle]

When i was about 16, i got the end of my willy caught in my zipper. Every time i tried to move the zip it brought tears to my eye. After much agony i had to get my dad to help. " This is gonna hurt you a lot more than its gonna hurt me" said my dad helpfully. He tugged hard on the zipper but it didn't work first time. After i had come back down from clawing myself to the ceiling he did it again. Thankfully it worked second time around. Boy, did it hurt, and boy was that embarrassing..........

Franks and Beans!!!

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

[Hot Totty]

Tricky to choose as my life is one big embarrassment

[Stan]

Back in the early nineties, me and the lads decided it was time to do a Magaluf run. Equipped with the obligatory short shorts and union jack t-shirts, off we went.

All was a daze for the first week, so it was time to do some (unsuccessful) pulling. Whilst chatting to an absolute goddess (I am sure the lager had not affected this opinion in any way), I manged to get the most extreme lager-boner I had ever had. My mind had obviously convinced me that this gorgeous beauty was going to end the drought of the holiday thus far.

I annouinced that I would get the rounds in and stood up, to a shriek.

Forgetting that the liner in my shorts was shot, little stan had managed to burst free and announce to the table that he was pumped and ready!

She ran away!

Was a good holiday though!

[Jericho]

You know when you are in a crowded room and everyone stops talking at the same time and you get a couple of seconds of quiet?

In the queue in a crowded Blockbuster with my then 5 year old eldest son. Couple of videos in my hand, one for the boss & I and one for him. One of those quiet moments occurred, just as the apple of my eye pipes up with "Are we having cockporn tonight Daddy?".

Queue every head in the place staring straight at me as I silently pick up a bag of popcorn for him.

Compared to some of the previous stories, I now think I got off lightly.