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Finless
07-10-2014, 10:09 AM
Or celibate or medically incapable ...... I suppose.

Possibly without a car?

Oh, I don't care.

This poll is only for car owners with still working parts!

Finless
07-10-2014, 10:11 AM
Going solo doesn't count as a yes!

Phate
07-10-2014, 10:14 AM
Random question!

Annnnd voted.

Dive dog
07-10-2014, 10:56 AM
And voted. (just don't tell the wife)

Phate
07-10-2014, 11:00 AM
I drive a Saab, the backseats are like a mattress.

And that's allllll I'm saying.

Finless
07-10-2014, 11:09 AM
I'd just like you to know that I hate all of you that responded with a YES!

Lucky stabards!

Phate
07-10-2014, 11:11 AM
I'd just like you to know that I hate all of you that responded with a YES!

Lucky stabards!

Meh, it was fun. But not the most comfortable :p

Upon reflection, I drive a Saab...that makes me either old, or an architect.

turnerjd
07-10-2014, 12:12 PM
Aaaaaand Voted!

Dunno what sort of "Lady" would want to do it with me in the back of a Landy that smells of wet dog and sheep.......
and the Mrs's car is way too small - we would break/twist/dislocate something trying.....

Jon

cotochris
07-10-2014, 12:14 PM
What do you define as sex? (Bill Clinton's defenition or not? ;-) )

CraigofScotland
07-10-2014, 12:19 PM
Does against the car count, or in it only?

turnerjd
07-10-2014, 12:23 PM
And voted. (just don't tell the wife)

So, you voted Yes, and it wasn't with the wife.....

what price our silence?:rofl:
All expenses paid dives in "North East Holland"?

Jon

Phate
07-10-2014, 12:23 PM
Does against the car count, or in it only?

If anything that's more adventurous

cotochris
07-10-2014, 12:31 PM
Does against the car count, or in it only?

I don't think the exhaust pipe counts!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mechaphile-sex-thousands-cars-now-2356854

turnerjd
07-10-2014, 12:36 PM
I don't think the exhaust pipe counts!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mechaphile-sex-thousands-cars-now-2356854

What's weirder? that guy :shagger cars, or you remembering a Mirror article from over a year ago??

Jon

Nickpicks
07-10-2014, 01:45 PM
current car, no. previous car, yes.

Finless
07-10-2014, 01:49 PM
Does against the car count, or in it only?

I'd allow 'against it'.



http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/188/volvo.png

CraigofScotland
07-10-2014, 02:15 PM
Needs to a volvo bonnet to hold that apparent moose.

cazyoung
07-10-2014, 04:29 PM
I'd allow 'against it'.



http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/188/volvo.png

:giggle::giggle::clap:

cazyoung
07-10-2014, 04:32 PM
I drive an MGF I think it would only be possible with the roof down and some contortions……………….:think:

nigel hewitt
07-10-2014, 04:59 PM
The most important think about being old is that you don't need to skulk and hide any more.
A car does not meet with my standards of comfort so it isn't going to happen.

Finless
07-10-2014, 05:06 PM
The most important think about being old is that you don't need to skulk and hide any more.
A car does not meet with my standards of comfort so it isn't going to happen.

In my case I can shorten that sentence down quite a lot:-

"It isn't going to happen."

drysuitdiver
07-10-2014, 08:49 PM
What's weirder? that guy :shagger cars, or you remembering a Mirror article from over a year ago??

Jon

There is a pic somewhere of a HP lookie likey boning a rangerover . But I am not going to go looking for it


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Jen - Winged Blob
07-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Aaaaaand Voted!

Dunno what sort of "Lady" would want to do it with me in the back of a Landy that smells of wet dog and sheep.......
and the Mrs's car is way too small - we would break/twist/dislocate something trying.....

Jon

The dog and the sheep didn't mind, though? ;)

Noggin the Nog
08-10-2014, 03:53 PM
The most important think about being old is that you don't need to skulk and hide any more.
A car does not meet with my standards of comfort so it isn't going to happen.

So, you could get Vw camper/divebus, like we did.

Nitnab Nhoj
09-10-2014, 03:17 PM
...when I could afford impressive cars it still proved preferable to drive quickly to an impressive hotel. Just sayin'...

steelemonkey
09-10-2014, 03:44 PM
...when I could afford impressive cars it still proved preferable to drive quickly to an impressive hotel. Just sayin'...
Us mortals can only look on in awe.

Gareth Jones
09-10-2014, 04:44 PM
Sex? why have some dirty old bags in my car ??

John63
13-10-2014, 06:35 PM
not in this car - its too small

Last was a 4 x 4 with plenty of space.....

Spirit of Guernsey
14-10-2014, 09:58 AM
The boat it's much more comfortable.

Paulo
14-10-2014, 10:16 AM
The boat it's much more comfortable.

And if you put out (he he) in a rough day then you dont have to do any of the work :D

ray
14-10-2014, 10:51 AM
Hey up.

It's a Jaguar, I can afford a room:giggle:...

ray..

Roy
14-10-2014, 11:25 AM
Current car, no.
Black cab, yes.

drysuitdiver
14-10-2014, 12:25 PM
Hey up.

It's a Jaguar, I can afford a room:giggle:...

ray..

if you want to buy are buy a Jag,
there is enough room in the back for a shag,
In the front ,
there is room for a bald headed ......
if you want to buy are car by a Jag

dragged from the depths of my brain from when i was a schoolboy

Finless
14-10-2014, 12:47 PM
The boat it's much more comfortable.

Don't you have to 'weigh anchor'?

Nudge nudge. Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat fish?

divingfred
14-10-2014, 05:39 PM
The back of a peugeot 206cc with the roof closed. My back has never been the same since.
Also the back of a mini hundreds of years ago. the rear side windows got kicked out.......:x:

turnerjd
14-10-2014, 06:57 PM
Adding further automotive weird places for a bit of fun...... inside the central equipment locker of a 1916 fire engine (about 6' by 4' by 3')

but I was a drunk student at the time (and rather more flexible!)

Jon

Pea Cake
07-11-2014, 07:51 PM
I voted "No", as to be honest my wife disturbed us!!!.