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  • Woz
    All hail ZOM
    • Dec 2012
    • 5700

    Fucktard of the week

    I nominate The Snake over on YD.

    I have nothing to do with BSAC any more apart from being a muggle member. So anything I write on here is likely to be complete bollocks. Hooray!
  • jb2cool
    Sorry for being a dick
    • Dec 2012
    • 1639

    #2
    Tentatively seconded.

    I posted other issues to one of his apps over at UKD (I know i said i wasn't goingto go back).
    Bagaimana REPUBLIK365 membawa industri judi online Indonesia ke era baru. menyoroti tantangan dan kontribusi REPUBLIK365 terhadap perjudian yang lebih aman.
    Last edited by jb2cool; 27-03-2014, 12:44 PM.

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    • Woz
      All hail ZOM
      • Dec 2012
      • 5700

      #3
      Hang on it might be me. Ahem. Ah no- it's the program. Take 2 12L cylinders, one with 50 bar in, one with 200 bar in. Connect them together. Open the taps. Result? A cylinder with 268 bar in.

      Brilliant. I stand by my award.
      Last edited by Woz; 27-03-2014, 12:48 PM.
      I have nothing to do with BSAC any more apart from being a muggle member. So anything I write on here is likely to be complete bollocks. Hooray!

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      • jb2cool
        Sorry for being a dick
        • Dec 2012
        • 1639

        #4
        I want to buy the decanting whip he uses.

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        • ScubaHogg
          TDF Member
          • Mar 2014
          • 192

          #5
          ??? I am not an expert diver (barely competent), I don't do gas-blending and I haven't looked at that site... but my maths says you'll end up with 125 bar in both tanks. I don't remember my Haskells at work being clever enough to generate that sort of number, even taking into account expansion due to temperature.
          2014 - 22 Dives
          2015 - 42 Dives
          2016 - ??? But has got to be more!

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          • jturner
            Established TDF Member
            • Jan 2013
            • 3631

            #6
            Originally posted by jb2cool
            I want to buy the decanting whip he uses.
            It comes with a free booster pump it seems.
            The views expressed are my own, worth what you've paid for them, are not on behalf of anyone else and not those of any company I worked for etc.

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            • Major Clanger
              Purine hurts my feet
              • Dec 2012
              • 4417

              #7
              Another one that doesn't get out much. Why bother when there's stuff out there already tried and tested.
              GaryL

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              • SoggyBottoms
                Charlie
                • Dec 2012
                • 1930

                #8
                he also has a great line in jet thrusters for snorkelling


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                • jeff1955
                  TDF Member
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 232

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jturner
                  It comes with a free booster pump it seems.
                  And hopefully an OPV cos god only knows what would happen if you connect two cylinders each containing 200 bar

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                  • edward
                    Beaker is back!!
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 1524

                    #10
                    I thought anyone on any dive boat you are not on yourself was a 'ktard

                    Mind you, captain pressure does seem a bit hard of thinking. I just stick with the tried and tested like Multideco and Nigels offerings, and spend the time I saved not playing with crap apps touching a womens boob. and not my mums, either
                    The worlds most boring man.

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                    • Woz
                      All hail ZOM
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 5700

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SoggyBottoms
                      he also has a great line in jet thrusters for snorkelling


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                      Oh it's him is it? Well if he can get 6mph out of a coke can sized thruster then I'm not surprised his fills work like that.
                      I have nothing to do with BSAC any more apart from being a muggle member. So anything I write on here is likely to be complete bollocks. Hooray!

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                      • jturner
                        Established TDF Member
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 3631

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jeff1955
                        And hopefully an OPV cos god only knows what would happen if you connect two cylinders each containing 200 bar
                        I'm looking forward to hear about the special nitrox version that only takes the O2 of the source cylinder, then I can get air fills, decant them and end up with EANx fills!
                        The views expressed are my own, worth what you've paid for them, are not on behalf of anyone else and not those of any company I worked for etc.

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                        • Woz
                          All hail ZOM
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 5700

                          #13
                          It's ok apparently we all have boosters.
                          I have nothing to do with BSAC any more apart from being a muggle member. So anything I write on here is likely to be complete bollocks. Hooray!

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                          • CraigofScotland
                            Needing a poo
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 1646

                            #14
                            A booster at the side of the road when you are doing some adhoc blending?

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                            • Woz
                              All hail ZOM
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 5700

                              #15
                              Apparently so. Or on the boat where you're topping up your twinset off a spare 15 of air in the rack.
                              I have nothing to do with BSAC any more apart from being a muggle member. So anything I write on here is likely to be complete bollocks. Hooray!

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